Oh great, we've reinvented 'Magic Wizards' again, but this time they're called AI agents. If your entire job can be replaced by a model that thinks a 'degraded performance' status page means everything is fine, you weren't an engineer, you were a highly paid autocomplete engine. I'll start worrying about my job security when an LLM can figure out which specific 2015 config change is currently nuking our environment during a global DNS meltdown.